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Chat => General => Topic started by: on January 01, 2005, 09:04:18 pm

Title: Totty
Post by: on January 01, 2005, 09:04:18 pm
I think the Vicar of Dibley, fatso Dawn French, gives chocolate a bad name.

Speaking of which, do any of the lads on here think that dippy Alice on Vicar of Dibley is well shaggable?  

Title: Totty
Post by: loulou on January 01, 2005, 11:51:41 pm
Only if they had their beer goggles on.
Title: Totty
Post by: on January 02, 2005, 08:56:34 am
She is like certain ladies I know.  Not that pretty.  Not a tremendous figure, but somehow really worth a portion!
Title: Totty
Post by: oldspice on January 02, 2005, 09:27:42 am

Dawn French, despite her size, is a very pretty woman - and don't forget she's about 48 years old - so I think she looks pretty good. And remember she's married to Lenny Henry who is incredibly handsome and about the smae age.


The one who plays Alice is also very attractive. Did you see her in Notting Hill? She looked very different.


 

Title: Totty
Post by: on January 02, 2005, 09:38:07 am
Oh, I was not casting any doubt on dawn French's prettiness.  I just think she gives chocolate a lightweight image.  Eating chocolate is not about stuffing it in your face like a pig.

No, I did not see the actress who plays Alice in Notting Hill.  I have never been there, did you get her autograph?
Title: Totty
Post by: oldspice on January 02, 2005, 11:50:47 am

Notting Hill was a film.


Sometimes, stuffing your face like a pig with chocolate is just what's needed. The chocolate equivilent of getting drunl.

Title: Totty
Post by: on January 02, 2005, 12:44:16 pm
I don't get drunk, or drunl  I got drunl ononce and it was horrible.   If you want to know what it's like to get drunk - ask a glass of water.
Title: Totty
Post by: oldspice on January 02, 2005, 01:21:48 pm
Sorry about the typo. What's wrong with you today Bounty? You're like a cat with a sore paw! Snapping at everyone?
Title: Totty
Post by: loulou on January 02, 2005, 05:37:30 pm

I think Dawn French is beautiful. I have her biography and there's some nice pics of her in it.


 

Title: Totty
Post by: loulou on January 02, 2005, 05:43:08 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
I don't get drunk, or drunl I got drunl ononce and it was horrible.   If you want to know what it's like to get drunk - ask a glass of water.


 


and would it answer me back?

Title: Totty
Post by: on January 03, 2005, 09:12:19 pm
 
Title: Totty
Post by: on January 03, 2005, 09:16:49 pm
Sorry Oldspice.  I hadn't seen my girfriend for five days cos she been away for Christmas and she has come back in the middle of 'Stop in the Traffic Lights'.  It's torture.  As I write this she's still indisposed.  However we did make alternative arrangements last night, with quite a quantity of Toblerone consumed and Tuesday/Wednesday looks good for a engaging the artillery.
Title: Totty
Post by: oldspice on January 03, 2005, 09:29:31 pm
Title: Totty
Post by: loulou on January 03, 2005, 10:47:53 pm

 


I read this four times and still can't make sense of it. bounty have you been drinking?

Title: Totty
Post by: goldencup on January 04, 2005, 07:41:29 am
I'm ashamed to admit I understand it!
Title: Totty
Post by: on January 04, 2005, 08:07:38 am

Ah Lou Lou, you're so innocent!

Title: Totty
Post by: robbie on January 04, 2005, 12:52:36 pm
Bounty, I am shocked and apaulled at your sexist comments.
Title: Totty
Post by: lemoneye on January 04, 2005, 01:50:34 pm
Red traffic light! Classic!
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Post by: on January 04, 2005, 03:12:56 pm
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 04, 2005, 03:28:49 pm
Title: Totty
Post by: oldspice on January 05, 2005, 06:57:13 am
I am still mystified
Title: Totty
Post by: smurfboy on January 05, 2005, 10:10:56 am
I'd stay that way if I was you - it's for the best
Title: Totty
Post by: Chocolate Button on January 05, 2005, 10:17:12 am
How old are you 'Oldbutspicey'....I once had to explain to my mother what a BJ was....Think it was because she called it something else that she didn't understand..
Title: Totty
Post by: on January 05, 2005, 11:00:39 am
Hee Hee, I've started something here
Title: Totty
Post by: goldencup on January 05, 2005, 02:52:03 pm
Well I'm positively antique compared to most people on here and as I said before I understand it perfectly.  Obviously I haven't led a sheltered enough life!
Title: Totty
Post by: goldencup on January 05, 2005, 02:59:06 pm
By the way Bounty - are you intentionally spelling 'cloggs' wrongly  - as in that's part of the irony?  Just wondered.
Title: Totty
Post by: on January 05, 2005, 03:24:04 pm

No, Clever Cloggs is nothing to do with the footwear 'clog' but Horatio Clogg the 19th Century Knowitall who was by chance an acquaintance of Gordon Gennet.


 

Title: Totty
Post by: lemoneye on January 05, 2005, 03:36:15 pm
Gordon's alive???
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Post by: on January 05, 2005, 03:38:46 pm
Meant Bennet not Gennet, that's like a big Cerval, or is that a genet?
Title: Totty
Post by: goldencup on January 05, 2005, 05:53:56 pm
I live and learn!
Title: Totty
Post by: goldencup on January 05, 2005, 06:06:01 pm
I just did a google search on "Clever Cloggs" and it came up with some good trick questions!  It also came with a reference to you Bounty Take a look.
Title: Totty
Post by: loulou on January 05, 2005, 09:00:20 pm
bounty after reading it again i realised what you were saying. your girlfriend had the painters in.
Title: Totty
Post by: on January 06, 2005, 07:25:42 am
Yes, 'Forest were at home', it was 'cricket week' - all euphemisms for menstruation.
Title: Totty
Post by: Bunny on January 06, 2005, 08:40:22 am
Why couldn't you just write "my girlfriend had her period"?????
Title: Totty
Post by: on January 06, 2005, 09:14:45 am
Not so much fun!
Title: Totty
Post by: aveit101 on January 06, 2005, 11:22:20 am
lol
Title: Totty
Post by: oldspice on January 06, 2005, 08:07:38 pm