Post by: smurfboy on March 08, 2006, 11:17:44 pm
Three girls are interviewed for a job as a barmaid. At the end of the interviews, the pub landlord asks each girl the same question:
‘At the end of your shift, you find a £20 note on the floor. The till isn’t down, so you know a customer must have dropped it. What do you do?’
Girl 1 says ‘I’d give it straight to you. Then we could ask the regulars the next day if anyone had lost any money’.
Girl 2 says ‘I’d keep it – finders keepers. No one would expect a £20 note to be handed in and if they’re careless enough to drop it, they can afford to lose it’.
Girl 3 says ‘I’d put it straight in that Help the Aged tin you’ve got on the counter, make sure someone who needs it gets it’.
So who do you give the job to? Girl 1 is the honest one – or is she? You only have her word for it that she’d give you the money; how do you know she’s not just telling you what you want to hear? Girl 2 sounds dishonest, but maybe she is the most honest one of all. After all, she has no reason to pretend she’d keep the money – she must be telling the truth. Girl 3 is obviously very kind, which could help with chatting to customers, and she’s observant too; no one else spotted the charity tin.
Post by: loulou on March 08, 2006, 11:19:34 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 08, 2006, 11:22:20 pm
well if 3 factor here!
I woudl go for Girl 3 if it very simple
but if the landlord is a dirlty beast then he'll goi fi girl2 so he can have a fling with here!
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:16:46 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 09, 2006, 12:17:47 am
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2006, 12:18:27 am
Post by: smurfboy on March 09, 2006, 12:20:10 am
THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST TITS!
Well done WJP! 
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2006, 12:21:12 am
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:22:54 am
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2006, 12:25:03 am
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:26:59 am
Post by: smurfboy on March 09, 2006, 12:30:43 am
Is that the answer? Well that's silly.
No it's not, it's true.
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:32:17 am
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2006, 12:33:04 am
lou - haven't you got an emoticon with large breasts?
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 09, 2006, 12:34:23 am
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:37:11 am
Quote from: wjp666lou - haven't you got an emoticon with large breasts?
yay! animated paradise! havent felt this turned on by a cartoon since Daphne in scooby doo.
Post by: smurfboy on March 09, 2006, 12:39:02 am
Really?
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 09, 2006, 12:39:05 am
thsi give me a idea!
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2006, 12:40:22 am
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:42:23 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 09, 2006, 12:42:30 am
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2006, 12:45:22 am
This should cool your buryani wjp.Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:45:43 am
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:48:40 am
yikes! there it all goes...
Post by: smurfboy on March 09, 2006, 12:50:32 am
*smurfette never really did it for me*
No taste...
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2006, 12:51:36 am
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:56:04 am
maybe if she 'slutted' it up a bit... hmm...
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 09, 2006, 12:58:03 am
this is not the adlut section SO plZ keep it clean for teh kidalins
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 12:59:01 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 09, 2006, 12:59:58 am
Post by: smurfboy on March 09, 2006, 01:04:34 am
Who made 623 Head of the Morals Police?
WJP that is one saucy Smurf!
Post by: wjp666 on March 09, 2006, 01:06:19 am
hahaha - she is quite lovely, in a smurfy way (which in itself is fairly disturbing.)
and as for things 'getting out of hand'.... DONT WORRY! i priomise i'll do my best to stop it degenerating into a full hardcore smurf orgy.
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 09, 2006, 01:45:42 pm
Who made 623 Head of the Morals Police?
WJP that is one saucy Smurf!
EVERYONE HAS A duity to be a moral poclice"!
Post by: smurfboy on March 09, 2006, 01:49:26 pm
Post by: on March 09, 2006, 05:25:58 pm
More cushion for the push'in!
Slap her bum and ride the waves.
Ooer I feel sea-sick.
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2006, 11:24:08 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 10, 2006, 12:44:57 am
what the anwers SMUFY!
Post by: smurfboy on March 10, 2006, 12:48:17 am
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Post by: loulou on March 10, 2006, 09:54:50 am
Post by: smurfboy on March 10, 2006, 01:31:40 pm
Post by: loulou on March 10, 2006, 07:31:46 pm