If God had wanted us to wear leotards, he would've painted us purple.
Or blue?
Even Smurfs have leotards!
What about those 'bodies' that fastened up under the crotch? They were murder of you needed a pee.
Oh yes, happy memories! I had one that had four poppers, which all started the evening firmly fastened. After a few drinks and visits to the loo I struggled to bother with one!
Can he do cartwhells?
Dunno about cartwheels but he can do a handstand...