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Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 11:17:24 pm

here are the rule yuo make up a senctnce to comple the line..

I.E:

the Queen......      -

.. catwhelled to the shops... - (response) 

.....but hit a car on the way..... (this is wear it start)

 

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:18:07 pm

and the driver got out

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 11:19:00 pm

and it turned out to be mohammed al fayed

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:20:35 pm

and he turned to prince philip

 

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 11:23:15 pm

and said 'fancy a spit roast?'

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:26:28 pm

  

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:27:35 pm

so philip said 'how big is your sausage'

 

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 11:32:49 pm

I sell them for £2 a dozen

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:37:34 pm

thats cheap

 

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 11:38:45 pm

then suddleny a cow in a ballon flotad by....

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:39:29 pm

   

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 11:45:08 pm

But on closer inspection, it turned out to be Sarah Ferguson.

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:45:55 pm

  

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:46:58 pm

Just popped by for the bbq

 

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 11:47:34 pm

'Blimey!' said the Queen, 'that Weight Watchers was a waste of bloody money. Hows that balloon got up I don't know'.

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 11:49:04 pm

.. but phipple put his month in it again and said...

62305838754.992650463

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:51:50 pm

oh sarah come here you curvacious crature

 

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 11:54:26 pm

Phipple! said teh queen! ...

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: chocoboo on February 07, 2006, 05:55:29 am

Phipple said, 'mind your own business you old queen!'

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: oldspice on February 07, 2006, 07:01:05 am

"Shut your mouth you Greek fart" she yelled back

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 07, 2006, 09:53:49 am

A boy on a skate broad crash in to the lampost beacsue he launging so much form what the heard

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 10:15:00 am

'Oh my god!' cried the Queen. 'We've caused a terrible accident! There's a huge dent in that lampost now!'

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 07, 2006, 10:18:25 am

... then a shop keep ercome running out but acidenctly hit a table of apple & plum to go everywhere...

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 10:58:52 am

'Oh christ', said Prince Phillip, 'we seem to be stuck in a Brian Rix farce. Mohammed, I vote we nip off to the pub for a swift one. Or don't you have beer in Bongo-Bongo Land?'

'Oh Phillip', sighed the Queen. 'You've made yet another racist gaffe. The tabloids will have a field day'.

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: oldspice on February 07, 2006, 11:49:35 am

"Not the Daily Express!" answered Phillip "It's still full of that silly bitch Diana".

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 11:52:25 am

'You no call love of my son's life silly bitch!' exploded Mo. 'You bloody kebab-chewing ouzo-swilling Greek! You banned from Harrods!'

'To be honest I prefer Fortnum and Mason anyway...' remarked the Queen dryly.

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 08, 2006, 09:35:45 pm

then suddelen a gas pipe exlosidad adn a van ful of cat/ dog carsh send a wave of anamils in to the street

 

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 09, 2006, 10:11:37 am

A large dog jumped on the Queen, knocking off her crown.

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 09, 2006, 10:27:26 am

Fergie, sensing her moment, grabbed the crown and placed it up her head. How she had waited for this. Since the moment they stripped her of her HRH, she had been waiting for revenge. Now it was hers.

'I am Queen Fergie!', she declared. 'Hear me roar!' 

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 09, 2006, 10:49:20 am

"Take that owf your head now" mumbled the Queen, almost totally immersed in dog drool.

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: smurfboy on February 09, 2006, 11:07:53 am

'Make me, bitch', rasped Fergie in sarcastic reply. Unfortunately one of the female rotweillers thought Fergie was talking to her, and sank her jaws into her neck, piercing her jugular.

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 09, 2006, 12:29:07 pm

then suddnely Hot air start gusing out of it!

adn teh queen, phipple, mo hamud, adn teh dogs look in shock..

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2006, 12:58:03 am

and in walked George Clooney

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 10, 2006, 08:29:34 am

George was dressed in his scrubs from ER ... actually he is a real doctor. He stopped Fergie's bleeding, scooped her up and carried her off into the sunset.

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2006, 07:05:10 pm

   

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 10, 2006, 07:09:45 pm

then teh queen lok at phipple and said...

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2006, 07:14:40 pm

Why can't you pick me up like that Philip?

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: oldspice on February 10, 2006, 07:22:32 pm

"Cos I'm a bloody knackered old Greek and you're a coffin-dodging old bag like your mother". gasped Phillip

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2006, 07:26:39 pm

     "Where's Charlesand Anne when I need them and where's my corgis"?

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 11, 2006, 11:57:59 am

id someoen meantion me  naned carmiller ( charles long tiem lover ina cubboard)

Title: Word Association 4
Post by: MugGy bONehEad on February 16, 2006, 07:44:33 pm

That grinning pot of knob rot paul burrell has minced your Corgies and fed them to camilla!!! exclaimed charles twattishly