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Lovely! now how about some raspberry and cherry official ones like the budget lidl ones??
Must visit Lidl...
MUGGY! How lovely to hear from you!Why thank you very much oldspice
Yes lidl is great for budget jaffa cakes of strange flavours, you must support your local Lidl as mine in Redhill just closed
we have a store chain here in northern ireland called 'Supervalu'
they're currently selling lime and blackcurrant flavoured jaffa cakes...the b'currant ones are delicious
does anyone remember the time when the makers of jaffa cakes made a huge one to prove that each one is a cake and not a biscuit...had something to do with EU regulations on where biscuits are displayed or how they're taxed or summit....they won their case too.
pity they didn't keep making huge ones...i'm sure they would have sold hahahaha
Whoa Choccie Chick, I haven't scoffed them just yet, I only bought them last night!
I've got next week off work but I shall report back on 20 March. I will definitely have eaten them by then
You've got more will power than I have.
Have you been raiding your shed then?
Texans are 48p in Woolworths!
Bye, bye Texan imposter.
Anyone else getting deja vu?
Lemon and Lime jaffa cakes are 2 boxes for £1 at Londis.
I can recommend the Lidl cherry cakes; you get double the amount in a box for about 69p and they are yummy