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Chat => General => Topic started by: loulou on January 29, 2006, 11:57:39 pm

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Post by: loulou on January 29, 2006, 11:57:39 pm

If you know George who rings me three times a week trying to sell me double glazing can you ask him to stop.

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Post by: homer on January 29, 2006, 11:58:31 pm

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Post by: loulou on January 29, 2006, 11:58:55 pm
It's far from funny.
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Post by: homer on January 30, 2006, 12:03:27 am

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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 30, 2006, 01:12:24 am
invite him around them kidnapp him! or better stil do teh pjan tea bag advert and play muisce to him adn say you cal is impertatn please hold
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Post by: oldspice on January 30, 2006, 06:59:01 am
Lou, next time he rings ask him to hang on a minute, then, without ringing off, put the receiver down for ages and ages so he can't speak to you or ring anyone else!
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 30, 2006, 09:19:41 am
Fantastic Idea!
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Post by: smurfboy on January 30, 2006, 09:33:43 am
Even better, play 'Greensleeves' on a pan pipe down the phone at him for an hour, stopping every five minutes to say 'your call is important to us, please continue to hold...'
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 30, 2006, 10:42:16 am

or just screeam down teh line


 

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 30, 2006, 10:44:43 am
Sounds like you need an answering machine Lou, then you could record a message especially for him!
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Post by: loulou on January 30, 2006, 11:15:49 am
I like all your ideas.
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Post by: lorri on January 30, 2006, 11:29:22 am
make an appointment for him to come round   really late  so he has had to stay on at work specially as u "cant do any other  time"  and whe he turns up open door and say sorry i dont need a quote anymore i gave the job to the guy thats just left
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 30, 2006, 11:37:27 am
Whenever anyone phones to sell me something, I tell them "my husband works for..." and insert the name of their rival company. They seldom bother getting in touch again.
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Post by: smurfboy on January 30, 2006, 11:45:03 am
Now that IS good.
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 30, 2006, 01:18:58 pm
Super idea! I will be trying that one next time. 
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Post by: loulou on January 30, 2006, 04:33:55 pm
I'm spolt for choice here.
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Post by: StrollingMinstrel on January 30, 2006, 11:47:11 pm

I think you should invite him around to give a quote and a discussion about how double glazing gives the same comfort you've found in the lord!

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Post by: loulou on January 30, 2006, 11:48:53 pm
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 31, 2006, 06:25:57 pm
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Post by: oldspice on January 31, 2006, 08:12:07 pm

To quote a Python film:


"I told them we already got one! he he he he"

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Post by: babygirl on January 31, 2006, 08:50:25 pm

Kidnap him then lock him under the stairs with a gimp mask on and get him out for your own amusment when you have a bad day!!