Post by: oldspice on January 25, 2006, 07:05:39 am
What is a chav's favourite fruit?
A Burberry!
Post by: loulou on January 25, 2006, 07:09:02 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 25, 2006, 08:31:17 am
There should be a groan emoticon!
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 09:39:26 am
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 02:02:43 pm
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 02:17:12 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 02:21:55 pm
What do a chav and a slinky have in common?
Neither has any practical use, but it's great fun watching one fall down the stairs.
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 02:28:00 pm
Have you got a chav joke book there?
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 02:30:06 pm
What do you call a chav with one GCSE?
'Brains'.
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 02:30:57 pm
Thats naughty
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 02:32:51 pm
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 02:33:14 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 02:33:57 pm
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit!
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 02:34:31 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 02:37:14 pm
Wait til you hear this one...
What do you call an Eskimo chav?
Innuinnit!
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 02:38:32 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 25, 2006, 03:03:25 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 03:05:18 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 03:06:08 pm
What do you call a 30 year-old Chavette with a pram?
A grandmother.
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 03:08:57 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 25, 2006, 03:14:34 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 03:15:57 pm
*groans a little*I will be retelling these tonight
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 03:18:27 pm
Chav child to mom doing the washing up: 'Mummy, why are you hands so soft?'
Mom: 'Because I'm only twelve'.
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 03:19:41 pm
Post by: goldencup on January 25, 2006, 04:48:17 pm
Did you hear about the Chavette who went to the Benefits office to claim for her three sons, all called Wayne, as it made things simpler when she needed to call them.
"But what happens when you only want to speak to one of them," asked the lady behind the desk.
"Simple innit," said the Chavette. "I just call them by their surnames."
Post by: oldspice on January 25, 2006, 05:56:01 pm
What have I started?
Post by: homer on January 26, 2006, 11:49:34 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 26, 2006, 11:57:20 am
Post by: oldspice on January 26, 2006, 05:20:48 pm
Have you heard about the new singing duo from Essex?
Chav and Dave
Post by: loulou on January 26, 2006, 11:52:44 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 08:11:19 am
Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 09:44:15 am
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 12:32:13 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 28, 2006, 01:57:22 pm
Who is a Chav's favourite singer?
Bling Crosby
Post by: loulou on January 28, 2006, 01:58:47 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 30, 2006, 09:49:57 am