Post by: homer on January 23, 2006, 12:51:46 pm
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Tuesday, January 12, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for
the best chuckle of their day!!
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Tuesday, January 12, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for
the best chuckle of their day!!
Post by: goldencup on January 23, 2006, 03:25:32 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 23, 2006, 06:43:43 pm
I've seen this before
Post by: homer on January 25, 2006, 12:29:07 pm
AN ENGINEERING MASTER PIECE
During
the construction phase...Dubai , United Arab Emirates
Post by: homer on January 25, 2006, 12:30:08 pm
All finished. Notice the palm trees
outside..........
Remember, this is in the middle of the desert....
The
veryHOT desert where temperatures get up to 120 degrees..... Unbelievable! But
true.....
Post by: homer on January 25, 2006, 12:31:22 pm
The INSIDE view:
Post by: homer on January 25, 2006, 12:32:07 pm
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 12:27:49 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 08:18:13 am
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 12:24:39 pm
I've never been skiing Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 12:44:40 pm
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 01:04:04 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 02:51:50 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 03:21:28 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 03:30:00 pm
I have never risked it. Never got the hang of roller skating eitherPost by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 04:18:37 pm
I have no balance.Post by: goldencup on January 28, 2006, 01:14:33 pm
Post by: loulou on January 28, 2006, 08:28:17 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 28, 2006, 09:24:50 pm
Post by: homer on January 29, 2006, 07:39:32 pm
Beautiful Blonde Pole
Dancer
If you should find it
too offensive,
please advise, and I will remove your name
promptly from these type of emails!
(Open Discreetly)
Please scroll on
Down.......
Post by: homer on January 29, 2006, 07:40:10 pm
Post by: homer on January 29, 2006, 07:41:00 pm
GOTTCHA !!
You naughty people with naughty minds!
Post by: loulou on January 29, 2006, 07:46:25 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 29, 2006, 08:26:08 pm
Post by: loulou on January 29, 2006, 09:59:39 pm
Post by: homer on January 29, 2006, 11:55:01 pm
Post by: loulou on January 29, 2006, 11:55:39 pm
and then?
Post by: homer on January 29, 2006, 11:57:15 pm
Post by: loulou on January 30, 2006, 12:00:43 am
Post by: homer on January 30, 2006, 12:01:13 am
Post by: homer on January 30, 2006, 12:01:36 am
Post by: loulou on January 30, 2006, 12:02:33 am
Great now not only can I not sleep I have a migraine.Post by: homer on January 30, 2006, 12:06:00 am
Post by: chocolate chick on January 30, 2006, 09:21:02 am
Post by: homer on January 30, 2006, 12:06:00 pm
