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General Category => Eating Methods => Topic started by: chocolocko on January 17, 2006, 07:34:48 pm

Title: Jaffa cakes
Post by: chocolocko on January 17, 2006, 07:34:48 pm

I eat choco off first how about you lot?

Title: Jaffa cakes
Post by: smurfboy on January 17, 2006, 08:36:09 pm

I used to do that when I was little. I used to take lots of food apart when I was little - I'd pick the chocolate off a Turkish Delight then eat the jelly, or eat each layer of a Mars bar separately!

Title: Jaffa cakes
Post by: chocolocko on January 17, 2006, 09:58:07 pm

i have have not tried it with a Mars bar like u explaine but i do eat a

penguin bistut top then bottom

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Post by: StrollingMinstrel on January 17, 2006, 11:16:07 pm

I know it's not chocolate, but I caught myself eating some mini chedder type crisps in the following style the other day...

Broken ones and bits first

Mis shapen ones next

Then I had put the "perfect ones" into pairs and ate them one at a time but in sequence.

Time to bulk buy that therapy session!!

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Post by: smurfboy on January 17, 2006, 11:53:44 pm

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Post by: chocolate chick on January 18, 2006, 08:56:08 am

I tend to eat my chocolate like that. The best one for taking apart is a KK Chunky. I used to spend ages when I was little eating the chocolate off a Milky Way 

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Post by: oldspice on January 18, 2006, 06:06:46 pm

jaffa cakes - nibble round the flat chocolate bit until you get the orange hump and then pop that in my mouth. Sometimes i suck this and sometimes I chew it.

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Post by: loulou on January 19, 2006, 12:34:29 am

This worked better before the hump shrunk.

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 19, 2006, 01:49:40 pm

Full moon ... half moon ... total eclipse - that's my method!!

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Post by: kermie on January 19, 2006, 02:57:33 pm

Quote from: oldspice

jaffa cakes - nibble round the flat chocolate bit until you get the orange hump and then pop that in my mouth. Sometimes i suck this and sometimes I chew it.

This is the only way to eat jaffa cakes. You have to suck te small hump although I sometimes try to nibble the chocolate ofthe top!

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Post by: smurfboy on January 19, 2006, 04:19:08 pm

Lou can fit 20 in her mouth at once, can't you Lou?

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Post by: kermie on January 19, 2006, 04:38:43 pm

big ones or mini

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Post by: chocolate chick on January 19, 2006, 04:45:51 pm

the M&S ones are nice 

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Post by: smurfboy on January 19, 2006, 04:57:56 pm

Quote from: kermie

big ones or mini

You'll have to ask her that!

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Post by: loulou on January 19, 2006, 07:58:13 pm

mini. Played the malteser game on boxing day and managed 40 in one go but I picked all the small ones out the box and I do seem to have more space at the back now my wisdom tooth has gone.lol

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Post by: loulou on January 19, 2006, 07:59:08 pm

That reminds me . Did you see when Cat Deeley got 3 whole wagon wheels in her mouth at once on Jerry Springer.lol

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Post by: smurfboy on January 19, 2006, 08:13:22 pm

Pete Burns can manage 42.

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Post by: kermie on January 19, 2006, 08:19:59 pm

not surprised!

know what youmean about fitting more in now that wisdm teeth have gone

 

 

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Post by: oldspice on January 19, 2006, 08:31:56 pm

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Post by: loulou on January 19, 2006, 09:49:37 pm

Quote from: smurfboy

Pete Burns can manage 42.

I think he could be quite beautiful if his lips weren't so big

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Post by: kermie on January 19, 2006, 10:46:19 pm

ew

each to their own

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Post by: chocolate chick on January 20, 2006, 08:43:37 am

In his contract it states that the cameras can not record him first thing in the morning with no make up on. 

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Post by: loulou on January 20, 2006, 03:33:35 pm

He has make up on all the time. He washes and puts a full make up on for bed, then every morning goes in the bathroom for one hour and showers and makes up again. Then night time its shower and full make up all over again. He never lets his skin breathe.

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Post by: chocolate chick on January 20, 2006, 03:36:28 pm

OMG! That is slightly extreme.

The funniest thing I heard was when Chantelle asked him if he sees himself as a man or a woman. He said he sees himself as totally all man

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Post by: loulou on January 20, 2006, 03:37:38 pm

I think Preston fancies Chantelle but he has a girlfriend.

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Post by: oldspice on January 20, 2006, 04:40:49 pm

Who is Pete Burns?????? Surely that's a joke name?

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Post by: loulou on January 20, 2006, 05:52:23 pm

BEFORE

AFTER

SCARY!

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Post by: kermie on January 20, 2006, 08:50:41 pm

somse bloke from the 80's

scarey "man"

 

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Post by: loulou on January 20, 2006, 09:00:03 pm

My pics got took off but anyway he was in group Dead or Alive in the 80's and had long dark hair but now after tonnes of plastic surgery and wearing too much make up has ended up looking like Jackie Stallone.

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Post by: oldspice on January 21, 2006, 08:34:34 am

What's the great attraction for big lips these days? They look like a couple of fat, black puddings in the middle of his face.

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Post by: StrollingMinstrel on January 21, 2006, 10:07:43 am

I agree... I think all those big fat lips do is make somebodies face look like a baboons a*se! Whats more they've paid for that look!

That said, they seem to be popular in the world of those who dabble with plastic surgery. Maybe  Baboons a*se is this seasons look!

 

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Post by: oldspice on January 21, 2006, 11:22:08 am

That sort of plastic surgery should be re-categorised as self-harm

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Post by: StrollingMinstrel on January 21, 2006, 12:28:53 pm

Here,here.... I can't help feeling some of the people who go in for some of the plastic surgery that creates that odd synthetic look need serious counselling for body dismorphic disorder.

I sense some surgeons line their pockets by exploiting peoples insecurities, when they would be better to refer them for help elsewhere.

The trouble is with more and more people adopting these strange looks in someways it is becoming viewed as 'normal' to look odd.

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Post by: loulou on January 21, 2006, 02:42:00 pm

Quote from: oldspice

What's the great attraction for big lips these days? They look like a couple of fat, black puddings in the middle of his face.

I have noticed he seems to have a lot of trouble eating and drinking .

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Post by: oldspice on January 21, 2006, 04:01:25 pm

He's probably scared of eating his lips by mistake.

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Post by: loulou on January 21, 2006, 04:51:26 pm

I think it would feel like you had been punched in the mouth.

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Post by: chocolate chick on January 23, 2006, 10:09:04 am

He has no problem talking!

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Post by: kermie on January 23, 2006, 01:06:39 pm

Or dancing in a lycra suit

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Post by: loulou on January 24, 2006, 08:53:48 pm