Post by: chocadmin on September 23, 2004, 01:08:16 pm
OK well I had to add a forum on this. I know there are so many of you
out there who have to eat your twix a layer at a time, or deep-fry your
mars bars.
Post your habits or ideas in this forum - just as long as they're 'clean' and legal.
Choccie.
Post by: on September 23, 2004, 01:28:58 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on September 23, 2004, 02:50:50 pm
I haven't tried the Tim Tam Slam yet paulham
My habits:
Twix: Layer at a time
Kit Kat: Nibble all the choc off the wafer
Milky Way: Nibble all the choc off
Post by: on September 23, 2004, 03:25:07 pm
Cadbury's Buttons: Melt base with side of hot cup of coffee. Stick two together and pretend is huge counter.
Revels: Arrange in to various types and eat in rotation, guessing each filling. I score one point for each one, and two points for a correct orange and coffee. Highest score 23.
Bounty: Nibble all chocolate first and then the coconut at the end.
Mars Bar: Nibble nougat and chocolate from sides first and then finish the toffee and chocolate topping.
Aero: Bite each segment and allow to dissolve in mouth.
Post by: goldencup on September 23, 2004, 03:39:20 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on September 23, 2004, 03:46:39 pm
Ah...so thats where I have been going wrong goldencup he he 
Post by: oldspice on September 23, 2004, 05:34:11 pm
I have to take a multi-technique approach to get the most from my chocolate (when I am eating it of course, which is not just now).
Double Decker - for part of the bar I eat the crunchy base and then the chewy top but for some of the bar i have to eat them both together.
Crunchie - for half of the bar i nibble off the chocolate, then eat the honeycomb and for some of the bar I crunch them together. I also have to suck the chocolate off and let the honeycomb melt for a little bit of the bar.
Malteesers - suck some to a mush and crunch some. One or two - nibble off the chocolate and eat the malty bit on its own.
Chocolate buttons - munch some and suck some.
I am a psychologists dream, I bet.
Post by: chocolate chick on September 23, 2004, 05:46:29 pm
Revels: Suck all of them
Maltesers: Suck all of them
Post by: kevvosa on September 23, 2004, 07:42:14 pm
Post by: lemoneye on September 24, 2004, 09:27:56 am
Post by: loulou on September 24, 2004, 02:48:14 pm
Whole nut...suck it and end up with a mouth full of nuts. Maltesers cram as many in in one go as you can.
Post by: chocolate chick on September 24, 2004, 03:05:41 pm
Fruit & Nut, suck until left with raisins and nuts.
Same goes for Tasters and Yorkie Raisin & Biscuit
Post by: loulou on September 24, 2004, 03:22:46 pm
Post by: on September 24, 2004, 05:34:42 pm
. Maltesers: I gently suck the chocolate off and then suck hard and feel the honeycome implode.
Post by: loulou on September 24, 2004, 06:07:35 pm
Post by: oldspice on September 24, 2004, 08:01:51 pm
Flake - slowly bite and munch. Let some of it melt in my mouth. Have you noticed how absolutely great Flake Bars smell?
Post by: kevvosa on September 24, 2004, 08:34:17 pm
orfange Smarties do I always think that some of the others do...daft
really.
Post by: goldencup on September 25, 2004, 02:47:26 pm
Post by: loulou on September 25, 2004, 02:56:38 pm
Twirl.take a bite then suck your tea through it.
Post by: goldencup on September 25, 2004, 02:58:53 pm
Post by: loulou on September 25, 2004, 03:23:54 pm
Post by: loulou on September 25, 2004, 04:54:49 pm
Post by: on September 25, 2004, 09:07:38 pm
and coffee is lovely!!!!!!
Post by: loulou on September 25, 2004, 11:06:35 pm
Post by: oldspice on September 26, 2004, 09:48:23 pm
Post by: loulou on September 26, 2004, 10:49:18 pm
Dr. Hillary Jones said we should make our gravy with cabbage water and if possible we should let the cabbage water cool and drink it as it is good for acne. Read this in the Woman the other day. Handy tip for any of our younger members.
Post by: on September 27, 2004, 04:21:46 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on September 27, 2004, 04:43:18 pm
Post by: AngeLofDarKnesS on September 27, 2004, 04:47:43 pm
Kit Kat: suck all the chocolate around the wafer first.
Mars: nibble everything around the caramel first then allow caramel to melt in mouth.
Galaxy Bar and all other pure chocolate bars: relax in a comfortable chair, listen to techno music, eat the chocolate with eyes closed slowly, then lick all the chocolate left on fingers.
Best practice is when chocolate is when the chocolate is left out of the fridge for a while before eating.
Post by: on September 27, 2004, 05:18:11 pm
Post by: Emmy - lou on September 27, 2004, 07:24:56 pm
Post by: on September 27, 2004, 08:51:00 pm
Post by: on September 27, 2004, 10:10:17 pm
What would cabbage gravy make your breath like?
Breath? How about your a***!
Post by: loulou on September 27, 2004, 11:58:56 pm
Post by: AngeLofDarKnesS on September 28, 2004, 03:03:41 pm
all i see is a bunch of fat people with too much time on their hands, get a job, a life and a work-out video!
I have a great job, a boyfriend and a few guys waiting on the line, I go out every single day with friends, like swimming and tennis and go to gym often.
Post by: loulou on September 28, 2004, 03:31:23 pm
i didn't know there was such an art to eating chocolate. and now i see there is no art in eating chocolate! all i see is a bunch of fat people with too much time on their hands, get a job, a life and a work-out video!Where have you been looking emmy lou? in the mirror?
Post by: AngeLofDarKnesS on September 28, 2004, 04:04:33 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on September 28, 2004, 04:34:31 pm
i didn't know there was such an art to eating chocolate. and now i see there is no art in eating chocolate! all i see is a bunch of fat people with too much time on their hands, get a job, a life and a work-out video!
I work for a Uni, have a boyfriend, an active social life and a weakness for chocolate. And I am a size 10!
Post by: lemoneye on September 28, 2004, 06:39:57 pm
Post by: oldspice on September 28, 2004, 10:23:08 pm
Oh come on lemoneye - the odd post has got you all wound up in the past!
Emmy lou? Don't be so narrow minded - there's room for a life and chocolate chat, believe me.
Post by: aveit101 on October 01, 2004, 03:45:33 pm
Post by: loulou on October 10, 2004, 06:08:28 pm
Post by: on October 10, 2004, 09:18:07 pm
Post by: nibbler on October 11, 2004, 03:13:05 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 12, 2004, 12:37:21 pm
Post by: loulou on October 12, 2004, 10:05:11 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 13, 2004, 10:37:56 am
I'm really into Rolo's at the moment. The Giant ones are fantastic!
Did Rolo put a biscuit in the Rolo once? Called Rolo Biscuit?
Post by: aveit101 on October 13, 2004, 12:28:05 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 13, 2004, 01:18:03 pm
Post by: loulou on October 13, 2004, 07:39:25 pm
Post by: on October 13, 2004, 10:03:42 pm
Not avaliable anymore though is it?
I had 3 out of a 5 pack today!
Tesco. On special at 99p.
Post by: loulou on October 14, 2004, 12:00:41 am
Post by: on October 14, 2004, 09:39:40 am
Post by: aveit101 on October 14, 2004, 03:56:20 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 15, 2004, 12:03:34 pm
Fantastic! I will get myself to Tesco very soonly!
We should all move in with paulham...I like his chocolate ways 
Post by: chocolate chick on October 15, 2004, 12:04:35 pm
Post by: aveit101 on October 19, 2004, 01:43:35 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 19, 2004, 03:39:19 pm
Post by: loulou on October 19, 2004, 06:42:17 pm
Post by: aveit101 on October 19, 2004, 07:50:53 pm
Post by: loulou on October 21, 2004, 01:36:02 am
Post by: aveit101 on October 21, 2004, 12:15:20 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on October 21, 2004, 01:20:54 pm
Post by: aveit101 on October 22, 2004, 04:12:44 pm
I sure do is it a deal???
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2004, 09:36:13 pm
Post by: on November 04, 2004, 06:54:17 pm
Post by: loulou on November 04, 2004, 10:07:51 pm
Post by: lemoneye on November 05, 2004, 08:27:37 am
Post by: loulou on November 05, 2004, 10:26:40 am
Post by: marble on November 05, 2004, 01:25:15 pm
Post by: loulou on November 05, 2004, 03:38:27 pm
I'm confused.
Wish it was dark so I could go play with my sparklers.
Post by: lemoneye on November 05, 2004, 05:25:50 pm
Post by: on November 05, 2004, 08:09:29 pm
Post by: loulou on November 05, 2004, 08:10:07 pm
Post by: on November 05, 2004, 08:11:24 pm
Post by: aveit101 on November 09, 2004, 11:27:18 am
IM BACK BABY!
Post by: aveit101 on November 17, 2004, 11:35:00 am
Post by: on November 17, 2004, 12:57:03 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on November 17, 2004, 03:00:46 pm
Post by: one_serious_chocoholic on November 20, 2004, 06:40:44 pm
I'd like Revels to be featured. Chocadmin could create a Revels game - guess the revel flavour!
I haven't formulated a stratergy to decipher orange from coffee yet....
(without hacking into it of couse, which ruins half the fun)
Post by: marble on November 21, 2004, 09:57:24 pm
Post by: choccywoccydoodah on November 29, 2004, 04:56:04 pm
frys choc cream : eat away the choc at the sides then nibble away at the underside of the choc (carefully) peel off the fondant centre, eat then you are left with the top bit of luvvly plain choccy.
bounty eat all the choc then roll coconut into a ball and eat that.
galaxy just pop it in me mouth and let it melt.
generally i like to make my choc last for ages
Post by: loulou on January 15, 2005, 12:27:58 am
Post by: goldencup on January 15, 2005, 05:33:40 pm
Post by: loulou on January 15, 2005, 06:44:21 pm
Post by: on May 22, 2005, 04:11:26 pm
Post by: on June 11, 2005, 10:44:39 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on June 13, 2005, 03:41:57 pm
Post by: on June 13, 2005, 08:18:26 pm
Post by: on June 13, 2005, 08:19:32 pm
Post by: on June 13, 2005, 08:28:22 pm
Squeeze gently then smell.
I didn't reasd the previous post, but shouldn't this be in the adult forum?
Post by: loulou on June 16, 2005, 12:20:03 am
Post by: kevvosa on November 03, 2005, 09:23:56 pm
Post by: Lime Candy on March 03, 2006, 10:15:31 am
Tunnock's Teacakes : Shatter the chocolate like an eggshell, pick off and eat all the choccy bits, eat the whole white marshmallow in one, then eat the biscuit and jammy bottom piece.
Quality Street Purple Ones - nibble off each end, suck the caramel out, then eat the chocolate shell and hazelnut in one.
Post by: luvchoco on June 27, 2006, 12:06:02 pm
i think that nobody can ever resist chocolates!
Post by: on June 28, 2006, 10:59:13 pm
Tunnock's Teacakes : Shatter the chocolate like an eggshell, pick off and eat all the choccy bits, eat the whole white marshmallow in one, then eat the biscuit and jammy bottom piece.
Everyone knows Tunnock's teacake dont have jam in them!
That's the crappy Burton's type.
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 03, 2006, 12:28:02 am
mouth horizontally and then drink tea and try and chat at the same
time. What fun.
Post by: kevvosa on July 11, 2006, 09:20:33 am
Post by: oldspice on July 11, 2006, 06:41:17 pm
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 27, 2006, 02:25:19 pm
Post by: Logger on July 27, 2006, 04:22:42 pm
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 07:57:01 pm
Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:09:59 am
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 29, 2006, 06:42:54 pm
Post by: smurfboy on July 29, 2006, 08:53:56 pm
Whoa-oh the hokey cokey, knees bend, arms stretch, ra ra ra!
Post by: loulou on July 29, 2006, 09:41:44 pm
Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:54:28 pm
Post by: Logger on July 30, 2006, 12:25:14 am
Post by: on July 30, 2006, 01:49:53 pm
Post by: kevvosa on July 30, 2006, 02:13:08 pm
Post by: smurfboy on July 30, 2006, 02:25:03 pm
Post by: loulou on July 30, 2006, 07:48:31 pm
I can get a tunnocks teacake in my mouth in one go, I can also get a wagon wheel in but it hurts.
Post by: Logger on July 30, 2006, 09:05:00 pm
If you want to create real dental problems for yourself, try seeing how many Quality Street toffee finger thingys you can put it your gob in one go.
Seriously, those things are like cement.
Ouch.
Post by: on July 30, 2006, 09:36:47 pm
Post by: Logger on July 30, 2006, 10:17:11 pm
Post by: on July 31, 2006, 08:27:02 pm
Post by: loulou on July 31, 2006, 09:02:30 pm
Post by: on July 31, 2006, 09:04:37 pm
I seem to be eating 
a lot recently.
It being half price helps, I suppose.
Post by: Logger on July 31, 2006, 09:26:37 pm
I'm on the Slim Fast diet so i've not eaten any real food for weeks
How i crave Take 5.....(peanut butter one of course )
http://www.mikescandywrappers.com/thumb/take5pb1105_t.jpg
Sob!!!
Post by: smurfboy on July 31, 2006, 09:48:13 pm
Post by: Logger on August 01, 2006, 01:22:46 pm
It's a pretzel base with caramel, peanuts and peanut butter covered in a peanut butter flavoured candy coating. i bought some off Ebay a while ago. They are to die for. A must for any peanut butter fan. They've got the salty/sweet ratio just right with these.
*drools*
Post by: smurfboy on August 01, 2006, 01:46:16 pm
Post by: Logger on August 01, 2006, 09:31:48 pm
Yeah, you must try them. They are nicer than all the Reeses products put together times 1000. Don't be put off by the pretzel layer either...it just blends in with the peanutty gorgeousness (doesn't give it a savoury flavour).
Cripes, i'm having a funny turn just thinking about them
By the way, Hersheys do white and milk chocolate coated versions but they are nowhere near as good. I've yet to try the limited edition chocolate cookie and marshmallow varieties but as soon as i've finished my Slim Fast ordeal they will be next on my chocolate hit list