Post by: on December 14, 2005, 09:35:49 pm
Q. What happened to the frog who was parked on double yellow lines?
A. He was toad away.
Post by: smurfboy on December 14, 2005, 09:42:10 pm
Q: Why did the snooker play go to the toilet?
A: To pot the brown.
Post by: loulou on December 15, 2005, 12:42:55 am
Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A. No idea
Post by: on December 15, 2005, 05:53:25 am
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud
Post by: on December 15, 2005, 05:54:20 am
Q: Why did the snooker play go to the toilet?
A: To pot the brown.
Gay.
Post by: on December 15, 2005, 05:54:44 am
Post by: oldspice on December 15, 2005, 06:59:35 am
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Doyouthinkhesawus
Post by: goldencup on December 15, 2005, 08:33:28 am
I suppose I'd better do the follow-up to Loulou's joke:
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on December 15, 2005, 11:34:28 am
Q What do you call as french sandal maker?
A Phillipe Philope
Post by: smurfboy on December 15, 2005, 03:08:13 pm
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.
Post by: oldspice on December 15, 2005, 08:30:24 pm
Strollingminstrel - yours is so funny
I'm going to tell it at our office Christmas dinner tomorrow night
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on December 15, 2005, 09:26:41 pm
Thanks Spicey, it is my all time fav joke!
Post by: loulou on December 16, 2005, 12:08:53 am
I suppose I'd better do the follow-up to Loulou's joke:
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Good. Now I have a part 2 to my joke.lol