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Chat => General => Topic started by: Cherry_Ripe on December 01, 2005, 08:18:46 am

Title: December 1st
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 01, 2005, 08:18:46 am

Happy December everyone.

My Celebrations advent calender presented me with a milky way and the following 'joke':

Q: What King do you see every Christmas?

A: A stocking!

Ho ho ho

Shame there are no proper pictures behind the little doors though.

 

Title: December 1st
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 01, 2005, 09:09:15 am

also it world Aids day

Title: December 1st
Post by: loulou on December 01, 2005, 11:37:22 am

Took me a third read to get that joke.

Title: December 1st
Post by: chocolate chick on December 01, 2005, 01:40:14 pm

I opened my Lindt calendar this morning.

Title: December 1st
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 01, 2005, 01:43:45 pm

Quote from: chocolate chick

I opened my Lindt calendar this morning.

And what was behind your door, choc chick?

Title: December 1st
Post by: chocolate chick on December 01, 2005, 01:48:34 pm

A square of Lindt chocolate

I have 2 Lindt calendars lined up on my shelf. One for me and one for him.

Is there a Quality Street advent calendar?

Title: December 1st
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 01, 2005, 01:51:10 pm

Quote from: chocolate chick

A square of Lindt chocolate

I have 2 Lindt calendars lined up on my shelf. One for me and one for him.

Was there a picture with your chocolate cc?

I have 2 calendars myself, Celebrations and Thorntons. My other half has a Kylie calendar.

Title: December 1st
Post by: chocolate chick on December 01, 2005, 01:58:10 pm

I can't remember, I was half asleep. I will have a look tonight

Title: December 1st
Post by: mrschocadmin on December 01, 2005, 02:13:04 pm

chocadmin has a Divine choc advent calendar

Title: December 1st
Post by: on December 01, 2005, 07:20:34 pm

I know what I want in my Christmas stocking.  It begins with p and ends with y.

......

......

......

That's right prezzy

Title: December 1st
Post by: loulou on December 01, 2005, 09:46:22 pm

and i thought the word was personality.

Title: December 1st
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 01, 2005, 10:04:08 pm

Quote from: loulou

and i thought the word was personality.

Title: December 1st
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 01, 2005, 10:04:31 pm

I still thouirgh it was PUSSY

Title: December 1st
Post by: oldspice on December 02, 2005, 07:06:34 am

I don't have a chocolate Advent Calender but at work we have an Advent email. Each member of staff is sent an email each day of Advent. You open the email and a calender pops up. For each day there is a Christmas song. Today it was Greg Lake 'I believe in Father Christmas'. In the office we all opened ours at 20 second intervals and had an interesting clash! (there were four of us)

Title: December 1st
Post by: chocolate chick on December 02, 2005, 09:45:00 am

Quote from: loulou

and i thought the word was personality.

Title: December 1st
Post by: chocolate chick on December 02, 2005, 09:45:25 am

I forgot to open mine this morning. I will look forward to it tonight though 

Title: December 1st
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 02, 2005, 09:56:05 am

my mily bar one taste like leather!!!

leather and white chocohate yum

Title: December 1st
Post by: chocolate chick on December 02, 2005, 09:58:28 am

Thats a shame 623.

Title: December 1st
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 07, 2005, 08:39:49 am

Oh my gosh the advent calender jokes get worse; here is today's:

Q: What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?

A: Ribbon Hood

 groooaaaaan!!!

On the up side, today's chocolate was a galaxy truffle

Title: December 1st
Post by: chocolate chick on December 07, 2005, 08:42:48 am

Mine was a Lindt Lindor square 

Title: December 1st
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 07, 2005, 08:44:05 am

No surprises there then, eh Choc chick?