Post by: Forth Bridges on November 02, 2005, 11:21:17 pm
so her we go your get 4 LINES EACH and you have to conitanul the converstion!!!
her BOB & ted again to start us off...
Bob: what are you up to ted?
ted: why do yuo want to know?
bob: well it would explain what's that doing thier
Post by: smurfboy on November 02, 2005, 11:28:58 pm
Bob: I can't explain it Ted, it's a secret.
Ted: Even from me, your oldest friend?
Bob: Especially from you Ted.
Ted: So should I leave?
Post by: loulou on November 02, 2005, 11:29:18 pm
Bob: what are you up to ted?
ted: why do yuo want to know?
bob: well it would explain what's that doing thier
Ted: It's my trombone
Bob: Is it always that shiny
Ted: Only on sundays when I polish it
Bob: Do you use Mr. Sheen?
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 02, 2005, 11:32:59 pm
ted: why should I go your teh oen asking me?
bob: what about that other thing
ted: what thing
bob: that Wisk, the leck and that video camrae?
ted: your stil havn't ask my first question?
Post by: smurfboy on November 02, 2005, 11:36:45 pm
Bob: I don't have to answer to you Ted!
Ted: Well if that's how you feel, I will go!
Bob: What, who's that at the door?
Ted: Oh my god, it can't be!
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 02, 2005, 11:39:46 pm
BOB it is
Mr blobby: boob a boob abobbly!
Ted: it is adn he's got a frined with him
bob: who is it?
Post by: smurfboy on November 02, 2005, 11:45:14 pm
Ted: It's that twat Noel Edmonds!
Noel: Thanks a lot Ted!
Bob: Ignore him, he's in a strop.
Ted: Are you surprised?b
Post by: loulou on November 02, 2005, 11:49:22 pm
Bob: He is with Cilla Black
Ted: She is blind and looking for a date
Bob: What will Alfie say?
Ted: Alfie Moon?
Post by: smurfboy on November 03, 2005, 12:07:25 am
Bob: No, Alfie from that film.
Ted: Oh, I see. I didn't know she was blind.
Bob: Why else would she have that dead red rat on her head?
Ted: That's her hair you ponce.
Post by: loulou on November 03, 2005, 12:11:52 am
Bob : She needs to see Trinny and Susannah or go on Extreme Makeover
Ted: I think she is fit
Bob: You think everyone is fit.
Ted: I think you are fit Bobby pet.
Post by: smurfboy on November 03, 2005, 12:14:43 am
Bob: Ted! Why now, after all these years?
Ted: I'm not getting any younger Bob. I can't lie to myself any more.
Bob: Is that why you always said you found men's bodies sickening?
Ted: That was someone else.
Post by: loulou on November 03, 2005, 12:16:28 am
Bob: But I have a wife
Ted: Divorce her
Bob: I can't divorce her, I need a British passport
Ted: I will come back to Yakbrakstankinov with you
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 03, 2005, 09:03:08 am
bob: I don't live thier, I live in ............... Welsh!
Ted: A no not there
bob: I can't belive that
Ted: bob why is mr blobby, noel, cila , have as tea party on that table, did you en right them all agin?
Post by: smurfboy on November 03, 2005, 12:55:28 pm
Noel: I hate to interrupt but I'm thirsty. Any chance of a cuppa?
Bob: Of course, where are my manners? Milk, sugar?
Noel: Milk with one please.
Bob: Cilla?
Cilla: I'll 'ave a cuppa with a lorra lorra milk please chuck, but no sugar, I'm on a diet.
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 03, 2005, 04:22:45 pm
Ted: what are ther doing here bob
bob: well there her to dtart the TV come come back With our HELP
Post by: smurfboy on November 03, 2005, 10:01:43 pm
Cilla: That's right Ted, I want you and Bob to be the first contestants on my new show, Fight to the Death.
Ted: Fight to the Death?
Noel: That's right Ted. I'm Cilla's co-host. We put you and Bob in a ring to fight it out. The one left alive wins a car!
Bob: I'm up for it!
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 03, 2005, 10:08:55 pm
TED: who teh othe rhost?
cilla: will chucks it Mr blobbly!
Ted: ohhhh I don't like that bit I'm not sure i'm up for that!
Mr blobby: boab abolb bolbby
Post by: smurfboy on November 03, 2005, 10:35:54 pm
Noel: Mr Blobby, look out! There's a pin on that chair!
Bob: Too late - he's exploded!
Cilla: Ooh, that's a lorra lorra pink and yellow skin everywhere!
Ted: I'll get a broom.
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 03, 2005, 10:42:21 pm
cilla: will noel do you want to be the new host:
Noel: eh No, I have no tv deal coming up
cilli: wel chuck wha ti'm I going to do
TED: will i'm FREE!
Post by: viking on November 03, 2005, 11:15:04 pm
Post by: loulou on November 04, 2005, 12:37:12 am
Bob: Ted are you really John Inman?
Ted: No I am Mrs.Slocombe but i had the operation
Bob: On the NHS or private?
Ted: In Yakbrabstankinov actually
Post by: smurfboy on November 04, 2005, 12:47:56 am
Bob: So Ted, will you dye your hair green like Mrs S?
Ted: Only if you keep an eye on my pussy while I'll nip to Boots.
Bob: Okay... ooh, hang on, what's up with Cilla?
Cilla: Help chuck, I think I'm choking!
Post by: loulou on November 04, 2005, 12:51:33 am
Ted: Bob what did you put in Cilla's tea?
Bob: We were out of milk so I used an egg white
Cilla: I'm allergic to chickens
Noel : Gotcha
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 04, 2005, 12:27:55 pm
Mr bobbly bob bo o 999
Bob: good idea
cilla: I hope I won tget a load load laugh for this!
Noel: I can now see me tv comeback!
ted: bob should you be of to boot now ?
Post by: smurfboy on November 04, 2005, 12:58:46 pm
Bob: No time for that Ted, Cilla's choking! I'll go and fetch Dr Wimley, you get her some water!
Noel: What about my comeback?
Ted: You selfish sod! You should be ashamed.
Noel: You're right. I used to care about others. Thank you Ted, you've shown me the error of my ways. I'll go to hospital with Cilla and visit some sick children while I'm there.
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 04, 2005, 01:04:03 pm
Ted: mayby you shoudl just sitkc with cill awe don't need any more problme with kids aswell
Noel and wha tdo you mean by that!
Bob : you can't speak to ted like that!
Post by: smurfboy on November 04, 2005, 05:02:01 pm
Noel: And who's going to stop me?
Ted: Me, that's who
!
Noel: Ouch, my nose! I think you've broken it!
Cilla: Oi chuck, I thought you were fetching the doctor! I'm in a lorra lorra pain here!
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 04, 2005, 07:29:17 pm
bob: Iwil run your in my car cilli come and the rest of you I can;t leave you lot
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM to A&E
Bob: Nusres nurse I need a tolly
ted: for cili, noel adn mr blobby!
Post by: smurfboy on November 04, 2005, 07:36:51 pm
Nurse: Ooh look, it's Cilla! Can I have your autograph?
Bob: We haven't got time for that, she's having an allergic reaction!
Doctor: I'll handle this... hang on, don't I know you? It's Bob isn't it?
Bob: Oh my God!
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 04, 2005, 07:41:00 pm
Docote I thourgh I woudl never see you again ever since that at my wifes wedding!
BOB: I still can't belive we got away with on your honeyman,
TED: He still together!
cilli wha tABout me chucks?
Post by: smurfboy on November 04, 2005, 07:44:35 pm
Doctor: Of course, sorry. Nurse Crabtree, could you triage Mrs Black?
Noel: Hang on, I want to hear more, this sounds juicy!
Ted: It's best you don't know Noel.
Cilla: GET ME TO A f**kING HOSPITAL BED, I'M DYING HERE!
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 04, 2005, 07:46:55 pm
Docotr: Nusre room 4 and get the claws!
BOB: how are you stil with your wife?
noel: mm yes why you stil with her?
ted: Yes why are you stil with my sister!
Docote Your Sitier!
Post by: smurfboy on November 04, 2005, 07:53:51 pm
Ted: Yes, you didn't know that, did you 'Doctor'? I'm Brenda's brother. And I know all about you.
Bob: What do you know?
Ted: I know this man is no more a doctor than Noel here! He failed his exams three times!
Noel: But what about Cilla?
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 04, 2005, 08:08:50 pm
ted: sh ein good hand wiht that nusre! so don't worry about here!
noel: but what about him!
bob: bu tI love HIM I don't care taht he failed his exam or he maddgire your sister!
ted: but I do !
( adn sudnely out of nowhr ehe pull out A gun!
Post by: smurfboy on November 05, 2005, 01:08:56 pm
Bob: Oh my god Ted no, this isn't the way!
Ted: Sorry Bob, you're either with me or against me.
Bob: I can't let you do this
(Pulls out his own gun)
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 05, 2005, 03:38:02 pm
( then suddnely noel appers with a mic in his hand)
Noel: right right you just been on "hidden mystrey ill cebletray gochat"
Ted, BOB, Docotr: WHAT!
Noel: thats right , this is great! I made my coem back at last! and this is al live, to 15million Viewer!
cilli: that right chucks! i'm all apart of it as well!
BOB what about the tea, pin, mr bobbly,