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Chat => General => Topic started by: oldspice on October 30, 2005, 06:41:04 pm

Title: Halloween
Post by: oldspice on October 30, 2005, 06:41:04 pm

Am I the only miserable old grouch on the Forum who hates people knocking on my door asking me to participate in trick or treating?


I hate anyone knocking on my door anyway. Salesmen, Bettaware merchants, God peddlars - I hate them all knocking. I feel it is an intrusion.


I've had sdeveral round already tonight and it's not halloween until tomorrow!


Shall I give them some humbugs?

Title: Halloween
Post by: nightowl17 on October 30, 2005, 06:41:49 pm
i don't think it is safe to answer the door when it is dark.
Title: Halloween
Post by: on October 30, 2005, 06:55:51 pm

Oldspice ask that what they are doing for their "reward".


When I went "guising" as a child we always had to tell a joke or sing a song for our reward.


If they say "Eh?"


Tell them to piss off back to Uncle Sam.


 

Title: Halloween
Post by: sillyyank03 on October 30, 2005, 07:47:18 pm

Ouch, that's a bit harsh...


I'm all ready for any trick-or-treaters that come knocking on my door (providing I'm in). I only got 1 last year, but perhaps there will be more this year.

Title: Halloween
Post by: on October 30, 2005, 08:05:35 pm

Sorry Sillyyank03.


I just find that your county's traditions have usurped ours on this date. A hollowed out turnip is soooooooo much more hardwork!

Title: Halloween
Post by: on October 30, 2005, 08:50:23 pm

I allow trick or treaters as long as they're female and between 16 - 18. 


 

Title: Halloween
Post by: loulou on October 31, 2005, 08:15:05 am

The sky is blue, the grass is green


have you got a penny for halloween.


 


That would get sweets from me but trick or treaters can p off.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 31, 2005, 08:47:51 am

it all for the us, your right bounty tel them to go back to uncle sam!


 


and

Title: Halloween
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 31, 2005, 08:49:21 am

all on US thing anways.  your right bounty tell tehm to go back to uncle sam!


with all tha tvcoilet criem & drus < Murders, EVIL MEN (P)


do you realy want you going out


 


 

Title: Halloween
Post by: smurfboy on October 31, 2005, 02:01:38 pm
A couple of years back I got 'trick or treat - well give us some money then!' I told them to f**k off, cheeky little sods!
Title: Halloween
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 31, 2005, 02:50:27 pm

Trick or treaters are welcome to my pumpkin's innards or any food in my house that is past its 'best before' date


If they think they are getting money or chocolate they have another think coming ...

Title: Halloween
Post by: loulou on October 31, 2005, 07:14:34 pm
If I had a gun i would shoot them for knocking my door and making my dog bark.
Title: Halloween
Post by: oldspice on October 31, 2005, 07:27:22 pm

I put a notice on my door. It said:


We do not celebrate Halloween. No trick or treat callers please.


Thank you


Aren't I polite!!?

Title: Halloween
Post by: goldencup on October 31, 2005, 07:29:57 pm
But has it worked?
Title: Halloween
Post by: on October 31, 2005, 07:31:10 pm
Quote from: oldspice

I put a notice on my door. It said:


We do not celebrate Halloween. No trick or treat callers please.


Thank you


Aren't I polite!!?



Rocket coming through your letterbox I think!

Title: Halloween
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 31, 2005, 07:33:21 pm

better that than something eles


 

Title: Halloween
Post by: viking on November 01, 2005, 01:14:54 am

My nephew came knocking on the door with his mates trick or treating, cheeky little get, new i'd be a soft touch........

Title: Halloween
Post by: chocolate chick on November 01, 2005, 09:25:49 am
I didn't answer the door to anyone knocking last night, for a start I don't have anything to give them.



On sunday all my family got together and took all the kids out. There
were 10 kids aged between 1 and 13! I can't believe the amount of
sweets they got!


Title: Halloween
Post by: Forth Bridges on November 01, 2005, 09:30:08 am
a great tiem to be densits then?
Title: Halloween
Post by: bet1 on November 02, 2005, 06:04:39 pm
That's not really fair; getting sweets but not giving
Title: Halloween
Post by: viking on November 02, 2005, 06:18:57 pm
and it's his birthday today as well, tapping me twice in one
week!!!  moan  moan  grumble grumble.......
Title: Halloween
Post by: minty on November 02, 2005, 06:20:45 pm
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Title: Halloween
Post by: oldspice on November 02, 2005, 06:25:45 pm
Title: Halloween
Post by: minty on November 02, 2005, 06:28:27 pm
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Title: Halloween
Post by: smurfboy on November 02, 2005, 07:25:43 pm
Must be catching...
Title: Halloween
Post by: loulou on November 02, 2005, 09:39:51 pm
Easy solution for unwanted trick or treaters...tape up letterbox and don't open door. If they keep knocking shout 'Get back Killer' and make barking noises.
Title: Halloween
Post by: Bunny on November 03, 2005, 06:59:10 am
They might throw eggs at your windows!