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Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 02, 2005, 07:10:27 pm

in a rome dry cleaner.......


to women leave you clothes here and go off and have a GOOD time

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 02, 2005, 07:11:38 pm

another on I seen


on iron


 DO not iron when wearing sed clothes

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 02, 2005, 07:13:31 pm

or better still on a mrioc wave box DO NOT TURN OVER


(intrustion on back)


has any one seen sign / notice like that?

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 02, 2005, 07:23:04 pm

http://www.weird-websites.com/WeirdPics.htm


ther even more weird sign if you look


 

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: oldspice on September 02, 2005, 08:11:01 pm

I have seen a notice in a hairdressers saying


Ears pierced while you wait

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Hello Sweetie on September 03, 2005, 01:46:59 am
What about the warning on bags of Peanuts or
Cashew nuts: "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUT
TRACES".  
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: oldspice on September 03, 2005, 09:30:31 am

Or the pack of M&S chicken pieces that had a sticker on :


Now with more chicken!

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 18, 2005, 02:43:19 pm

here'#s daom othe rfact:


all poler bears ar eleft handed


teh storngest muscl in teh body is the toingue!!!!


elephants are teh only anamil that can;t jump


On a swesih Chainsaw - do no tattmpt to stop chian with your HAND


plus here somthing people have lost proptay on TFL veiches!!!


14foot boot,  a stuffed eagle,   grandfather clock!!!   apark brench urns with creamation ashes, a briefcase with £100'00 ADN a kitchne sink!!


 


 

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 18, 2005, 02:46:41 pm

adn about 100 a day chock on ball point ball, plus


donald duck comic were banned in finnladn because he got no pants!!!

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: smurfboy on September 18, 2005, 04:06:01 pm

Recently in the paper:


'This is not the front door. This is the back door. The front door is at the back.'


The University of Louisianna decided to be very politically correct and put all its signs in braille. Of course to protect them from damage, the only thing to do was put them behind a glass panel...

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: minty on September 18, 2005, 04:09:27 pm
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Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 18, 2005, 11:47:45 pm

some more use less fact ......


more poeple have blue toothbursher than Red one!

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: loulou on September 19, 2005, 09:28:53 am
Mine is pink.
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: chocolate chick on September 19, 2005, 09:36:39 am
Mine is clear with green swirls on, made by Colgate 
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: minty on September 19, 2005, 12:21:11 pm
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Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 21, 2006, 09:48:28 pm

this is the very last post ( from a year ago!)

where do the rest go - Achive??

anyway she's  been thourgh here!

with a fine tooth comb!"

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Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: wjp666 on August 21, 2006, 10:47:48 pm
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: wjp666 on August 21, 2006, 10:48:47 pm
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: wjp666 on August 21, 2006, 10:49:46 pm
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: wjp666 on August 21, 2006, 10:50:28 pm
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: wjp666 on August 21, 2006, 10:50:43 pm
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: oldspice on August 22, 2006, 03:31:08 am
That last sign is in Essex!
Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on August 22, 2006, 09:02:47 am

Our local computer shop had a sign on the door saying "shoplifters will be eaten"

Title: daft sign you have seen:
Post by: oldspice on August 22, 2006, 10:04:24 am

I have seen a sign saying:


Schoolgirl wanted to cook and serve holiday makers