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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on July 19, 2005, 05:54:27 pm

Title: My mother in law is so ugly...
Post by: smurfboy on July 19, 2005, 05:54:27 pm

A smurfberry pie for whoever comes up with the best reply. I'll start:


When she visited the zoo they thought she'd escaped from her cage.

Title: My mother in law is so ugly...
Post by: goldencup on July 19, 2005, 05:58:10 pm
Her lipstick backs into the tube.
Title: My mother in law is so ugly...
Post by: robbie on July 19, 2005, 06:18:40 pm
She looks like my(your) mother.
Title: My mother in law is so ugly...
Post by: on July 19, 2005, 09:29:04 pm
...when she went dating with the elephant man, he was the looker!
Title: My mother in law is so ugly...
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 20, 2005, 02:52:22 pm
... the local peeping tom asked her to close her curtains.
Title: My mother in law is so ugly...
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2005, 03:57:55 pm

... she has a face like a sackful of spanners....


....she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp....

Title: My mother in law is so ugly...
Post by: robbie on July 20, 2005, 04:40:35 pm
She has a face like a lizards c*nt.
Title: My mother in law is so ugly...
Post by: smurfboy on July 20, 2005, 04:45:30 pm
Even Calum Best wouldn't slip her one.